Friday, December 26, 2008

Overheard Lines

These last couple of posts are from a blog called Overheard lines. It is a collection of things people have overheard and submitted. Some of them are hilarious. I figured I would post a few for your reading enjoyment.

Here is another one some of you can relate to.

Mother And Son Leaving Store On Xmas Eve

Mother: “Now we’re going home to take a nap.”
Child: “But I’m not tired.”
Mother: “You will be. I have some NyQuil.”

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

ONE MORE

18 March, 2008

'So She's Really More Of An Investment'

Man In Wal-Mart: "This is my wife, but I get a crazy check for her every month."

OVERHEARD BY LADYOFTHEICE

QUOTE OF THE DAY

21 April, 2008

Guy Grabbing His Beer Belly, Shaking It At A Baseball Game Vendor Selling Light Beer

“LIGHT BEER!!? You think I got THIS by drinking LIGHT BEER?!!!”

Merry Christmas

Monday, December 15, 2008

Everyone gets one!



Great news. Our dog is pregnant, so its puppies for everyone. If you will let me know your sex wishes, (I mean boy or girl,) We'll get you fixed up.

This all started several weeks ago. Our fence was down while I was pouring some sidewalks in the backyard, and of course, our female Shepard goes into heat. Last week I looked at her and thought "man, you're getting fat." (I was talking to the dog.)
My next thought was, "surely you're not pregnant." The last time I said those words, I was way off.

Well, looks like I was wrong again. I can see her getting bigger by the day. (I'm still talking about the dog.)

This ought to be fun.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Kyler learns to read

Well, not much to report from the South Plains. This year, Kyler is in GT reading class, and last month, he had a hard time in it. His 6 weeks grade was an 84. After much encouragement (and positive reinforcement) from his mother and I, he is up to a 95, and all A's. I remember before he was born, we were warned he could have learning difficulties, (which was partially true. He still hasn't learned to clean his room, flush the toilet, brush his teeth etc.) however, anyone that has talked with him quickly realizes he is quite intelligent. I figure he will be an inventor. He spends alot of time dreaming up machines that will do his work for him. Necessity is the mother of invention.

I guess winter is finally here. We have had sub freezing temps the last two nights, down in the 20's. We are getting geared up for the final Christmas push. There are so many things out there to buy, I hope we can find time to buy them all.

We are looking forward to seeing everyone at the river. Take care until then.