Overheard Lines

These last couple of posts are from a blog called Overheard lines. It is a collection of things people have overheard and submitted. Some of them are hilarious. I figured I would post a few for your reading enjoyment.

Here is another one some of you can relate to.

Mother And Son Leaving Store On Xmas Eve

Mother: “Now we’re going home to take a nap.”
Child: “But I’m not tired.”
Mother: “You will be. I have some NyQuil.”

ONE MORE

18 March, 2008

'So She's Really More Of An Investment'

Man In Wal-Mart: "This is my wife, but I get a crazy check for her every month."

OVERHEARD BY LADYOFTHEICE

QUOTE OF THE DAY

21 April, 2008

Guy Grabbing His Beer Belly, Shaking It At A Baseball Game Vendor Selling Light Beer

“LIGHT BEER!!? You think I got THIS by drinking LIGHT BEER?!!!”

Merry Christmas

Everyone gets one!

Great news. Our dog is pregnant, so its puppies for everyone. If you will let me know your sex wishes, (I mean boy or girl,) We'll get you fixed up.

This all started several weeks ago. Our fence was down while I was pouring some sidewalks in the backyard, and of course, our female Shepard goes into heat. Last week I looked at her and thought "man, you're getting fat." (I was talking to the dog.)
My next thought was, "surely you're not pregnant." The last time I said those words, I was way off.

Well, looks like I was wrong again. I can see her getting bigger by the day. (I'm still talking about the dog.)

This ought to be fun.

Kyler learns to read

Well, not much to report from the South Plains. This year, Kyler is in GT reading class, and last month, he had a hard time in it. His 6 weeks grade was an 84. After much encouragement (and positive reinforcement) from his mother and I, he is up to a 95, and all A's. I remember before he was born, we were warned he could have learning difficulties, (which was partially true. He still hasn't learned to clean his room, flush the toilet, brush his teeth etc.) however, anyone that has talked with him quickly realizes he is quite intelligent. I figure he will be an inventor. He spends alot of time dreaming up machines that will do his work for him. Necessity is the mother of invention.

I guess winter is finally here. We have had sub freezing temps the last two nights, down in the 20's. We are getting geared up for the final Christmas push. There are so many things out there to buy, I hope we can find time to buy them all.

We are looking forward to seeing everyone at the river. Take care until then.

Big Big 12 weekend

It is a big weekend for the Big 12. OU and OSU are playing. If OSU can win, Tech will win the Big 12 south, so please root accordingly.

We went to watch Zach play in Sweetwater, in the regional semifinals last night. Bridgeport was down 28-7 in the 3rd quarter, and they came back and won in overtime. It was a really good game.

I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. We did, and we have a lot to be thankful for. Most especially our family. We miss everyone who is abroad, (which is pretty much everyone.) We look forward to seeing some of you all at Christmas. So, take care until then.

kp

I have come in off the ledge

Well, I know you all heard, the Raiders got scalped in Indian territory. Oklahoma dismantled us again in Norman. I would normally resort to blaming it on the refs, but, I don't think anyone would buy it. Hopefully one of our Big 12 teams can play for the national championship, but I really have to root for my boys in orange in Stillwater next week, they are taking on the Sooners. Sorry Anna and Charlie.

"Sanitation Experts" call for end of flushing toilet

Just remember you saw it here. "Sanitation Experts" have called for the end of flushing toilets. Now, I am not sure what makes you a sanitation expert, (my dad has a lot of experience in this field, but I am not sure if he has weighed in on this issue yet), but apparently all the flushing we do is detrimental to our society. (I am still waiting for the study to tell us the effect not flushing will have). This is an article out of Australia.

Experts call for end of flushing toilets on World Toilet Day
By Ian Rakowski
NEWS.com.au
Experts call for "dry" toilets
Could spell end of flushing dunny
AS the world celebrates World Toilet Day today, sanitation experts have called for the end of the flushing dunny to save water and provide fertilizer for crops.
Leading health advocates have called for the use of "dry" toilets which separate urine from faeces and remove the need to flush.
Speaking at the recent World Toilet Summit in Macau, World Toilet Organisation founder Jack Sims said the concept of the flushing toilet was unsustainable.
Mr Sims said a culture where people flushed their loos but disregarded the thousands of litres of wasted drinking water each year was one of sanitation's greatest challenges.
"This 'flush and forget' attitude creates a new problem which we have to revisit," he said.
New toilet tax proposed
There have already been calls by Australian experts to reduce the amount of water wasted through toilet flushing with a proposed new toilet tax.
Lets cut to the chase, the problem is not a water or energy issue it is a population issue.
(Read More) Steve of Perth
Adelaide University's Water Management Professor Mike Young said the tax would encourage people to take shorter showers, recycle washing machine water or connect rainwater tanks to internal plumbing.
"Some people may go as far as not flushing their toilet as often, as the less sewage you produce the less the rate you pay," Professor Young said.
Top of the range
If you aren’t flushed with enthusiasm by a third-world toilet, Time magazine recently revealed the world's most expensive toilet.
The sophisticated lavatory from Japanese manufacturer Toto features a self-raising or closing toilet lid, a seat-warmer and ambient music to make relieving yourself as pleasant as possible.
Several of these features are already the mainstay of upper-class Japanese restaurants, while some of the top range models can even check blood pressure, urine protein, weight and body fat.
Now if only people could figure out how to use it.

Well, there you have it. There is no end to what we can achieve as a global society, if we just put our minds to it.

Punta de Mayo

I urge to read the following, an excerpt from Al Gore's enviromental website. Here he warns us that we may be headed toward extinction as a people, if we don't get our act together. (Together with a long line of unfortunates, like the Mayans, the DoDo bird and the buffalo.) I got to thinking, since this is partially a carbon emission problem, why couldn't every one start skipping every other breath, we could reduce our carbon emissions by 50% overnight. I ask no recognition or applause for my suggestion, I am just trying to do my part.


Looking Back to Look Forward November 19, 2008 : 3:04 PM
A new study suggests the Mayan civilization might have collapsed due to environmental disasters:
"'These models suggest that as ecosystems were destroyed by mismanagement or were transformed by global climatic shifts, the depletion of agricultural and wild foods eventually contributed to the failure of the Maya sociopolitical system,' writes environmental archaeologist Kitty Emery of the Florida Museum of Natural History in the current Human Ecology journal."
As we move towards solving the climate crisis, we need to remember the consequences to civilizations that refused to take environmental concerns seriously.
If you haven’t read already read it, take a look at Jared Diamond’s book, Collapse.

On a lighter note, give it up for Kyler, he won the science contest at UIL yesterday. He is quite a scientist. I am trying to get him to develop a drug that makes young men clean their rooms, and remember to shower. He is just the one to do it.

Winter has hit the high plains. It is COLD as blazes here. (whatever that means.) And the wind is blowing 50 mph. (I started my breath skipping experiment this morning, I think it is already working.)

Til next time.

Jesus has returned.

This is amazing footage of Christ, who has made his triumphant return to earth, on a piece of french toast. I found this on World Net Daily.com, so it is probably true. I'll keep you posted on further developments.

Big Football Weekend

Well, if you missed it, both our teams won this weekend. Bridgeport Bulls decimated Decatur, 56-7, and qualified for the playoffs. And Tech rolled up the Okie Cowboys 56-20, on national televison. This year, the Big 12 conference has a great chance to send a team to the national championship. Tech is #2, Texas is #3, and Oklahoma is #5. We have got to play OU in 2 weeks, up in Norman, so make sure and watch it, it will be a good game.

Good luck to Zach and the Bulls, they will start their playoff run in 2 weeks, and they have a good chance to make it to state.

BIG GAME THIS SATURDAY

If you aren't doing anything Saturday night, Oklahoma State is coming to Lubbock to play the Raiders. Just like last week, this will probably be a heck of a game. So if you don't even like football, this will be fun to watch. Tech is #2 in the nation, and has a chance to play for a national championship should they win their next 3 games. This football success has been fantastic for the city of Lubbock.
Also, my nephew Zach is playing in a big game tomorrow night. His team, Bridgeport HS, is playing their biggest rival, Decatur. Bridgeport is #1 in the state in 3A, and Zach is a starting defensive lineman. I got to watch them a couple of weeks ago, and they look like a college team. So, good luck Zach.
I don't want to turn this into a political blog, but I will encourage you to get involved in local politics. Whether you are liberal or conservative, you live in a democracy, and your views count. This latest election showed us how uniformed we are, from both sides, and how we continue to take a uninterested stance toward who we cede political power to. There could come point at which we can't get that power back. Ask those in Cuba or Venezuela. Anyway, have a good weekend.

DEMOCRACY IS A HARSH MISTRESS.

These three have promised change, so you had better hide your piggy banks.

Well, if you didn't stay up late to watch the Tech game, you missed it. Even if you are not a football fan, this was one of the greatest games ever played. Tech got out to an early lead, but let it go in the 2nd half. Texas scored and took the lead with only 2 minutes left in the game. Tech drove the ball and scored with 1 second left on the clock to beat the #1 team in the country. It was truly one of those games where you didn't get up to go to the bathroom! Well, we are excited here in Lubbock for the Raiders. We've got to play the Pokes from Okie state next week, so be sure to watch it. It will be another nail biter.

Raiders v Longhorns

Well, tomorrow is the big day for college football. The Horns are #1 in the nation, and the Raiders are #6. They play tomorrow at 7, so be sure to watch and root for the Raiders. This game could have national championship implications, so we are really excited.

Not much going on here is west Texas. I finally got around to pouring some sidewalks around my house, and in the backyard. For the last few weeks, I have had part of the fence down, so I could get the tractor in the backyard. So, my dogs were always loose. Well, perfect timing, my female went into heat, and you could never keep her home. (she has loose morals.) Then Baron got in a fight over her with another dog, and he got the bad end of the deal. I had to take him to the vet today, to get his face sewed up. I think he'll take up celibacy after this.

Make sure you go vote, if you haven't already. We are at a crossroads in this great country. I hope sincerely that our country isn't about to make a terrible mistake come Tuesday.
Kruschev once predicted that Americans would, over time, take small bites of Communism, (hidden under the cloak of the Democratic party,) until one day we will wake up as Communists ourselves. He may have been right.

But, keep your chin up. We all ought to be getting our "Bailout" any day now. Right?

Well, I went fishing yesterday at a lake by Munday, TX. If you don't know where that is, it is in the middle of nowhere. It was a nice lake, but it managed to rain starting in the evening and all night long. These two yahoos are a couple of firemen that I work with. They caught this 15 pound yellow on a throw line. I left early this morning, and didn't get to run the lines, so I don't know if they caught any more. I suspect they did.

We have gotten several inches of rain yesterday and today in Lubbock.

Death of Democracy

Well here is my gripe. 700 Billion Dollars. Have you sat down and figured out how much of that is your share? It is probably more than you are willing to fork over (voluntarily) to support greed and irresponsibility. 700 Billion dollars. Centralization of a large portion of the American economy within the federal government. Right out of Karl Marx's playbook. Are you willing to give up your freedom, in order that those that were greedy and those that borrowed irresponsibly can be forgiven? If failure to pass this massive wealth transfer results in a recession, or worse, a depression, wouldn't that be better than sacrificing freedom that your children and grandchildren could enjoy? From 1776 to World War II, men sacrificed their LIVES, to ensure we enjoyed a freedom unknown to any other nation or empire in the history of the world. Now, from the President, (who I have ardently supported for 8 years), to the congress, there doesn't seem to be one man or woman willing to sacrifice their good name or legacy on preserving that very freedom. Not their physical life, just their legacy. Noone wants to take the blame should the worst case scenario happen. You can bet; however, that merely throwing 700 Billion Dollars at the problem, without correcting that which caused the problem, will only postpone the pain. Just my opinion.

Big 12 supremacy

Well, most of you don't really care, but the college football top 25 came out today, and the Big 12 conference had 4 teams in the top ten. Oklahoma is number 1 in the nation, along with Texas, Missouri and Texas Tech. The downside to this is Tech still has to play the Okies and the Horns. We have to play OU in Norman, so you can kinda guess how that is going to go. We have beat them 2 of the last three years though. Anyway, that is all I have. Take care.

This is an old building we built a roof on yesterday. It ain't much, but it gives you an idea of what I've been doing the last few days.

Down to the river.

We just got back from the river, this weekend. Kyler and I went fishing, but it just wasn't meant to be. We caught a 6 inch channel cat, and that is about it. We got to spend sometime with Steve and his kids, and Nita, Anyla, and Zach. So all in all, it was a good trip.

Kyler wants everyone to know he got the lead part in One Act Play. He was real excited. I didn't know he was such a good actor. Well we are proud of him.

This last picture is some hogs on the river. You can't really seem them, but they are there.

Grandma breaks ribs and Tech wins. (merely conicidence)

Well, before we could Grandma on a plane to Missouri, she fell and broke her ribs. So she is layed up here in Lubbock, until she can recover. She is doing ok. Just a lot of pain. Say a prayer for her, and Kelli, as she is trying to take care of her and work too.

Kelli is a very patient person, but a person can only listen to the same stories and graphic health disorders so many times, before it becomes unbearable.

On the upshot, the Raiders won this weekend. Kyler and I went to the game, and had a good time. We are ranked in the top 10 in the nation, but we have to face the Okies later this year, so that may be tough.

Update-Grandma still here.

Well, Grandma Payne is still here, if you were wondering. Since I haven't been doing anything on my days off, I get to stay home with her. You 'd be suprised how much you can learn about someone just by listening to their stories. You'd really be suprised. Not much is really happening here in West Texas, as usual. It is finally started cooling off. A much needed respite from the 100 degree days. Kyler is getting adjusted to school, and Kelli is doing well. Her ankle seems to be fully healed.

I finally got a contract on my house, (the one I built to sell) so that is a load off my mind. It will be nice to not have to go mow the lawn every week, and clean the windows and such.

Oh here is a picture of Kyer, just out of the shower. I took it so we would have a memory of him after he melted. (from the shower) Amazingly enough, he didn't. I don't know where he got such an idea.

The rain on the plain falls mainly before Evah Payne (arrives)

Well, last night we got some more rain, which we really needed. When I bought this 2 acres, I never thought about having to mow 2 acres of weeds. Well, that takes alot of time. I guess I'll get me some goats. I finally got Kyler lined out on how to weed eat, so that helps a little. He is not near as picky about his lawn care as I am.

Well, Grandma Payne made it safely to Texas. She is staying with us for a couple of weeks. Practice for this winter, I guess.

Kyler started school this week, and I guess he likes it, he hasn't really complained yet. He has some advanced courses, so maybe we'll see how smart he really is.

Here is a couple more pics for your viewing enjoyment.

The first pic is Babe Paschall, and we think RE Paschall on the far right. The last is the old Donley house that burned down. The middle is from a wanted poster in the post office.

Family shots

Here is a photo from John Dennis's wedding, in 1982. Some of you have really changed.

More Photos

This first pic is Drew and Uncle John, then Grandma, and the bottom is Grandpa, Dad, Charles Passmore, and John Wells, (I think.)

Here are some more photos for your view enjoyment.

BACK AGAIN

It has been some time since I last posted, but nothing really happens in our lives here in West Texas.

We went and saw Jane and Ralph yesterday, and had a wonderful time. I got to browse hundreds of old pictures, and hear some stories about the Paschall family that I had never heard before. I'll post the pictures over time, but here are a few for your viewing enjoyment. See if you can guess who some of these folks are.

Anyway, not much is going on here. Kyler is starting school tomorrow, but he doesn't seem to excited. Kelli and I are just working as usual.

till next time.

kp

Aunt Jane's Bday

Well, for those of you that missed it, Aunt Jane turned 23, and we celebrated at the river. It was good to see some of the folks we don't get to see to often. Sabrina came, with her granddaughter. ( hard to believe.) Bruce came, and Robert, Missy and John Robert II. We had quite a wild time. We had to call a cab for Uncle Ralph, but he made it to church, ( a couple of minutes late). Here are a few photos.

gettin rich in the housing market

Here are some photos of the house I built. My plans for getting rich are quickly going down the toilet. I got into the home building business just in time for the housing crash. So now I have a winter home and a summer home. 2 miles apart. If anyone needs a place to stay, let me know.

Fishing trip

These are a little late, but here are some photos from our annual fishing trip to Durango. The weather was really nice in July, just a little rain and lots of sun. We caught our limit every day, and we brought home 48 fish. I also included a picture of Grandma's house. It sure looks little. That fish Drew is holding is one we bought at the store. It is plastic, but it sure looks real.

another fire

I came to work tonite, at 5 pm, and at 7 pm we caught another house fire. This one was about a mile from the station. Luckily no one was home, but it sustained quite abit of damage. Here are some photos.

Kyler, golf pro

Well, I spent this morning watching Ky play golf. We enrolled him in a golf clinic, at the Tech golf course. He seems to really be improving. We go and play every once in a while. I don't seem to be improving, however. I could play just as well with a sack of broken tree limbs. There is really nothing like hitting a ball off into the weeds, walking 10 feet, finding it, and hitting it again. 256 times. But its fun.