Great news. Our dog is pregnant, so its puppies for everyone. If you will let me know your sex wishes, (I mean boy or girl,) We'll get you fixed up.
This all started several weeks ago. Our fence was down while I was pouring some sidewalks in the backyard, and of course, our female Shepard goes into heat. Last week I looked at her and thought "man, you're getting fat." (I was talking to the dog.)
My next thought was, "surely you're not pregnant." The last time I said those words, I was way off.
Well, looks like I was wrong again. I can see her getting bigger by the day. (I'm still talking about the dog.)
This ought to be fun.
4 comments:
That's what happens when you keep them locked up. They get a taste of freedom and they go wild... the dogs I mean. What kind of mix is it?
the breed is still in question. Most of the potential suspects in this neighborhood are deadbeat dads.
Let me think, do I want to get back in the dog business? Nah. I think not. Love you anyway, Mama
What happens in Idalou, stays in Idalou!
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